Live Tour Single - I'm Gay!
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The single was initially released to download in 2006 on iTunes, then finally in CD format in Australia in 2007 during the final leg of the Little Britain Live tour, and then released in the UK on 26th March 2006.
The CD tracks included:
- I'm Gay
- Little Britain Theme
- I'm Gay [Karaoke]
The lyrics to the song I'm Gay are here, transcribed by Mands from our forum:
Poor Little Poofter
Alone in his cell.
Spare a thought for the woofter
His life now a hell
This beautiful bumboy
Is now doing time.
Is burgling turds
Such a terrible crime?
So he gardens uphill?
Who are you to Judge?
Who cares if he's up
All night packing fudge?
Open your heart,
Open your eyes
Stand proud and tall, Dafydd
Sing to the Skies.....
I'm Gay
(Get over it!)
I'm Gay
(Get used to it!)
So wake up you old codgers
For I like to hold men's todgers.
I also love men's bottoms
and I'm not afraid to say
That I'm a gay -
A proper gay
I'm Gay
(So live with it)
I'm Gay
(So deal with it)
I'm a member of a flock
That prefers a but of cock.
Whenever I feel glum
I think of Nigel Harman's bum
Because I'm gay -
A full-time gay.
So I'll say it loud
I'll sing from the roof...
"I'm Llandewi Breffi's
Number one poof!"
ALL:
He's gay!
DAFYDD:
A real life gay!
ALL:
He's gay!
DAFYDD:
Did I mention I was gay?
Although I'm short and stocky
I'm a first-class sausage jockey
Yes I've only got a maggot
But I'm proud to be a faggot
For I'm a gay -
A big fat gay
ALL:
He's gay!
DAYFFD:
A homosexual gay!
ALL:
He's gay
DAFYYD:
A friend of Doroth-ay
It is really all that heinous
To gobble on a penis?
No I haven't tried it yet
But I'm planning to one day
Because I'm gay....
A big fat gay.....
A proper gay.....
The Only Gay!
(I'm Gay.)
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